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Friday, May 02, 2008
 
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My tax rebate went directly, and completely, toward my credit card debt.

Does this stimulate the economy?

Where's yr rebate going?

But thanks to this rebate I now can actually fucking see the light at the end of one of the two big debt tunnels of my life. It shan't be long now before I get this credit card paid off for good; and I'm still in a shitload of debt!

Yes!

I would like to thank the U.S. RECESSION that does not EXIST for giving me money and helping me get out from under the evils of CITIBANK. If you ever need to apply for a credit card, steer clear of CITIBANK. They have been nothing but HUGE ASSHOLES for the 10 years I've had this fucking card.

They have THE WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE. If you ever try to talk to a CITIBANK employee you will be greated with the COLD SHOULDER. You can almost feel them spitting down on you thru the phone from their great heights of HA-HA-HA-WE-GOT-YOU-TO-SIGN-UP-FOR-THIS-CREDIT-CARD-WHILE-YOU-WERE-LIVING-ON-CAMPUS-AND-AWAY-FROM-HOME-FOR-THE-FIRST-TIME-AND-HAD-NO-JOB-AND-HAD-NO-IDEA-WHAT-YOU-WERE-GETTING-YRSELF-INTO-AND-ALL-YOU-GOT-WAS-DEBT-AND-A-STUPID-JIM BELLUSHI-SHIRT pedstals of the great big debt-makers. You half expect them to hang up on you, but only after they've repeated vehemently "CAN'T HELP YOU!". And CITIBANK will DICK YOU OVER every fucking chance they get.

So, don't ever get a CITIBANK credit card.

THE END
 
Comments:
complete non sequitur...but now you can get a TSHIRT made with your favorite ridiculous headline from CNN.com!!


http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/?headline=Teacher%20says%20bikini%20caused%20her%20firing&fhash=1c35e94d9ecaaa6928ee9357af068d86&date=1209689253000&hash=2887bb8393e56804994da65da88c3e27&return_uri=http://www.cnn.com/video/%23/video/bestoftv/2008/05/01/pne.teacher.fired.cnn
 
mine is going towards greece.

i''m going to see the giants on may 12th.
 
who are they playing? i'm planning on going to see the A's this month play the Rays.

and yr rebate going towards yr trip to greece probably does help the economy. so, on behalf of the US of A, we thank you, john.
 
i think they're playing the phils.

julia's dad has corporate seats behind 3rd base. so, we're going to go as much as we can this season.
 
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