.I LOVE NYC.
Did I ever mention that? I fucking love it. And when I hear that someone like, I don't know,
Brandon Brown, got to go there recently and have this fantastic trip and adventure, because NYC is a big adventure and the most fucking awesome city in the world-- well, I get a little jealous. Seriously, I love NYC so much that when somebody else gets to go there and I hear about how wonderful NYC is from someone else it's almost like I'm watching someone else makeout with my girlfriend right in front of me. I get filled with JEALOUS RAGE. A big sick feeling in my stomach.
So, that said, Brandon Brown, watch yr back!