Friday, August 01, 2008
Weird. Whatever it is, though, I find it strange that few of the articles about this thing are asking why its front feet are bound. Obviously a person threw this thing, probably while it was still alive, into the ocean to kill it.A lot of people want to say this is a sea turtle missing its shell. However, there's quite obviously tufts of hair left around its head. Other people think it's a racoon, but racoons don't have beaks. There's also this place nearby suggesting it could be a science experiment gone wrong. But then why tie its legs together and drown it? Surely they have an incinerator.
Also, why aren't there more pictures of this. Did only one person take a picture and then only ONE picture? Seriously? What with all the camera phones and shit these days?
It's got to be a hoax of some kind, but I kind of want it to be something more mysterious and bizarre and real. ¶ 1:31 PM
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Another tragic setback in the quest to make chicken that tastes like bacon.
OUR TECHNOLOGY FAILS US WHEN WE NEED IT THE MOST.
OUR TECHNOLOGY FAILS US WHEN WE NEED IT THE MOST.
oh shit, i thought everything tasted like chicken. even chicken.
looks like a turtle to my untrained eyes but i'm a nut for the mysteries and who knows if it's some cryptid purposely drowned by some pissed-off farmer who couldn't take this creature eating his prized turnips.
looks like a turtle to my untrained eyes but i'm a nut for the mysteries and who knows if it's some cryptid purposely drowned by some pissed-off farmer who couldn't take this creature eating his prized turnips.
ah, but turtles don't have teeth, richard. more and more i'm starting to believe it's just a racoon, as most "experts" seem to think that what looks like a beak could just be a weird angle of the snout bone. unfortunately the poor thing was probably tortured.
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