Chicago Fire, Yr The One
Today I watched the DC vs. Houston MLS playoff match with Patrick Nyarko (pictured above burning up the pitch), Dominic Oduro, Dan Gargan, Gonzolo Segares, Daniel Paladini, and Dasan Robinson -- basically, half of the Chicago Fire, including their manager, Frank Klopas. Now, no jokes about them watching the playoffs instead of playing them. I'm proud to call those people my bestest friends and you need to show respect, dammit. These are the only people on the whole g-damned planet that I can count on! My best friends in the whole wide world. The Chicago Fire.