New Year Resolutions/ Plans

Before my 2013 balls drop, I figured I'd go ahead and make a few resolutions/plans just for shits and giggles.

1) Write two novels or novellas
2) Self-publish ENJOY ME or find someone else to do it for me and enjoy it for me
3) Drink less
4) Then drink a whole lot more to make up for that
5) Exercise
6) Play more soccer
7) Get better at playing the guitar
8) Make some songs and record them
9) Give readings in support of BUG HOUSE's 2013 release
10) Stay out of jail
11) Commit and get away with a ton o' crimes
12) Date Alex Morgan
13) Scare fewer people
14) Make at least one friend
15) Make as many enemies as possible
16) Stay afraid of airplanes